The Dictatorship of Kabouter Tjomme is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 2.699 billion Kabouter Tjommeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.5%.
The powerhouse Kabouter Tjommean economy, worth 220 trillion kabouters a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,804 kabouters, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 240,031 per year while the poor average 21,977, a ratio of 10.9 to 1.
Billions of kabouters are being poured into a space program, surveillance cameras are banned, black tea is only available on the black market, and press conferences always end with standing ovations and rapturous applause. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kabouter Tjomme's national animal is the Kabouter, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Kabouter Tjomme is ranked 130,202nd in the world and 5,204th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 38,857.07 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kabouter Tjomme was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
- : Kabouter Tjomme was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market and Most World Assembly Endorsements and the Top 5% for Highest Wealthy Incomes, Most Influential, and Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Following new legislation in Kabouter Tjomme, press conferences always end with standing ovations and rapturous applause.
- : Following new legislation in Kabouter Tjomme, black tea is only available on the black market.
- : Following new legislation in Kabouter Tjomme, surveillance cameras are banned.
- : Following new legislation in Kabouter Tjomme, billions of kabouters are being poured into a space program.
- : Following new legislation in Kabouter Tjomme, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
- : Kabouter Tjomme was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in Kabouter Tjomme, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations.
- : Following new legislation in Kabouter Tjomme, Kabouter Tjomme is suspiciously populated compared to its neighbors.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 3 » 
Arkadia Universalis, 
Cretanja, and 
Elthalion.
